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Cats with knives.
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Please, the Zweihänder is a specialist weapon for breaking pike formations. Are your coworkers in a pike formation? Are they blocking your advance with a wall of thorny death? No? Then what the hell is a Zweihänder gonna do?
Really wanna fuck up your coworkers? Halberd from the elevator. Polearms have the range you need. Doors open, skewer Steve from accounting, doors close. Ride it back down, doors open, skewer Laura at the front desk. Back up, open doors, stab Jason, repeat. They call security? You’ve got feet of range on that motherfucker. Dinky little baton ain’t shit next to a Halberd. I’ve pulled the old elevator Halberd at five, six of my jobs over the years and they never see it coming. Until it’s too late, that is. Just a little tip for ya. Keep the change.
Honestly while I'm a massive proponent of the superiority of the halberd I would argue that an office space would be better suited for a much smaller weapon. Nothing is more embarrassing than swinging full force in an attempt to fell the ghouls that staff the finance department, only for your weapon to get stuck on a standing lamp or errant water cooler.
Reblog if your coworkers in a pike formation. If they blocking your advance with a wall of thorny death
Personally I’m a fan of the bombard
Sorry but I'm here on the side of the halberd always I just really really like halberds
Halberd All the way. Maybe a nice short sword and shield combo as a back up weapon.
"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.
You know how groups of animals have different names like "a pod of dophins" or "a murder of crows" or "a school of fish"?
What do we think a group of blob ghosts would be called?
A haunting of blob ghosts
A bushel of blob ghosts
A graveyard of blob ghosts
A free meal
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